Chuck Norris Jokes (i do this agaist my own will *points to PD*
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Chuck Norris Jokes (i do this agaist my own will *points to PD*
Man O war Sat May 24, 2008 12:55 am
Chuck norris makes onions cry
Chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
Chuck norris has a nightlight, not because he's scared of the dark its because the dark is scared of him!
Chuck norris didn't wet his bed when he was a kid, the bed wet itself.
Chuck norris can speak Braille
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks, not because Chuck norris is ugly because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of chuck norris and chuck norris.
When Chuck norris falls out of a boat he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck norrised!
Chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
Chuck norris has a nightlight, not because he's scared of the dark its because the dark is scared of him!
Chuck norris didn't wet his bed when he was a kid, the bed wet itself.
Chuck norris can speak Braille
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks, not because Chuck norris is ugly because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of chuck norris and chuck norris.
When Chuck norris falls out of a boat he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck norrised!
Chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes (i do this agaist my own will *points to PD*
Chimera Sat May 24, 2008 2:15 pm
XD ROTFLMAO Nice Mon O War!! By the way, Do I know you from another site?
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes (i do this agaist my own will *points to PD*
Man O war Thu May 29, 2008 1:41 am
yep....think ruffian's RP
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes (i do this agaist my own will *points to PD*
Man O war Thu May 29, 2008 1:43 am
you can blame my highschool music teacher for the chuck norris jokes, that was three years ago and i still remember thoes jokes.
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Chimera Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:09 am
I still dont know who you are! O.O
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes (i do this agaist my own will *points to PD*
Mini Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:53 am
I think I know, its just that I forgot....
Slam a revolving door?? Nice
Slam a revolving door?? Nice
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